January 2010
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This post is for those who have always wondered... →
Not having undergone any biodiversity lessons until grad school, I’m at a disadvantage. If this is a real game, I think I’ll be up to speed on my biodiversity knowledge and also, I think it’ll be fun.
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Zombietopia: Best Case Scenario for the Apocalypse... →
I really want to be part of this lady’s zombie fighitng rebel group, preferably not as bait.
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As Seen On IMMD
Driving home waiting to turn into my apartment complex I noticed a skinny, pale, heavily tattooed man holding up on coming traffic. After realizing it was my boyfriend I looked in horror trying to figure out what he was doing. I called him from my cellphone and he told me to look at his feet. A momma duck and six ducklings where trying to cross the street to the creek. He said “they couldn’t...
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Beauty of Silence
hopeily:
She’s been annoying him since he stepped into their home. He was tired. So tired. He’s been at the work site for most of the day and with the sun beating down on him. He may be the head architect but he still has to see his work through to make sure everything is done according to plan. He was barely at the office at all. There were tenders to be reviewed, quotes to be sent to clients...
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To whom it may concern
hopeily:
The word SIX is not to be confused with the word SICK.
CAREER is not pronounced as CARRIER.
POEM is pronounced as po-wem, not po-yem.
DADDY is not pronounced as DAY-DEE.
The word WHORE is not pronounced as WORE.
The “J” in MARIJUANA is silent.
Your forearm is called FOREARM, not POPEYE.
SHINGZ is not a fucking word. Makes you sound dumb.
It is DON’T KNOW, not DONCH KNOW.
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Rabbit Killer
Me: We should get a pet, like a bunny or a cat or something.
Him: No cats but bunnies are ok.
Me: Cool. We can have a pet bunny.
Him: Well, we can't have just one, it'll be lonely. We should get one male and one female bunny.
Me: Then we should get them fixed.
Him: NO! That's just so inhumane. *holds crotch*
Me: Then you want a gazillion rabbits in the house? Because you know they'll be multiplying like crazy.
Him: Then we'll just eat the excess rabbits.
Me: WHAT?!
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I love you with all of my heart
Ich liebe dich mit meinem ganzen Herzen
Jag älskar dig av hela mitt hjärta
Jeg elsker deg med hele mitt hjerte
Ik hou van je met al mijn hart
Te amo con todo mi corazón
Je t’aime de tout mon coeur
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The one about the cherries
Sister: I want to eat marashio cherries.
Me: What? What?!
Sister: Marashio cherries!
Me: It's maraschino cherries!
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“Buy a blank notebook. Draw a huge heart on the cover. Don’t write anything...”
– Kim, Advice from a Mermaid in a Manhole (via julie911) (via quote-book) (via the-write-idea)
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Blasphemous Conversation
Housemate: Hey, you want a drink? *pours a glass of orange juice, adds a liberal amount of vodka and tries to hand it to me*
Me: No thank you, I can't take alcohol. It's a religious thing.
Housemate's boyfriend: Aww, go ahead, drink it in the bathroom. If God looks in at you in the bathroom, then He's a pervert.
Me: ...
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Mysteries of the mangrove swamp | Boing Boing →
For an environmental student, I have never gone out to the mangroves and actually take a look at the organisms in it, up close. I blame my being stuck in the lab for my lack in mangrove biology.
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Wood-Devouring Clams Infest 100 Sunken Ships in... →
I’m not a maritime archaeologist but still, these things are destroying history, no? Also, they look rather disgusting.
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Make: Online : Flashback: Kitchen Counter DNA Lab →
Being the geek that I am, I can actually come up with a few practical uses for this at home and how I can even work this into a story. My imagination, it is limitless.
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Happy Birthday Baby Sister.
The youngest of the sisters, the baby of the family is all grown up. *wipes away tears* She turns twenty today. No longer a teen but not really an adult. Best wishes to you sweetheart. May the day bring beautiful wonders, love and joy to you.
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Green Lantern Oath
In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!
What happens when friends just become...
Is it worth it to keep the friendship when they obviously don’t care anymore?
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While Watching Let The Right One In
Middle Sis: Oh no! They can't mix their blood!
Youngest Sis: Why? Because he'll be a vampire?
Middle Sis: No, he's going to be a Jedi. VADAHELL! OF COURSE HE'S GOING TO BE A VAMPIRE!
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I'm Dating A Platypus
Him: I'm cute but brutal.
Me: So, you're a platypus.
Him: A playtpus?!
Me: Well, they're unique, with venomous spurs which make them brutal and I think they're kind of cute, just like you. So you're a platypus.
Him: ...
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Biodiversity In Your Latte Drink →
This post made my day. There’s nothing like bringing science and coffee, together to make me smile.
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Golf Ball Autopsy : Aardvarchaeology →
My dad golfs but it never interested me enough to know what is really under that white, dimpled shell of the golf ball. That is, until I saw this post.
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Things my mum says that make me go O.o
Mum: He's soft, but that doesn't mean that he's soft down there.
Me: MUM!!!
Mum: What? It's true. Then how did he have kids if it's not hard?
Me: *insert disgusted look*
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My Mother, The Gamer
Mother: So what games do you have in here? *picks up the DS*
Me: I'm not sure what you like. How about Cooking Mama? *shows her how to play*
Mother: *stares at the screen* You don't have any shooting games?
Me: ...