December 2009
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Dec 28th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Ballistic penises and corkscrew vaginas - the... →
Nothing like a little p0rny science to make my day.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Why I Love Cola
I love the way the gas tingles down my throat.
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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6 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Totally Dropped... →
I’m surprised that after all those hours scouring through Cracked.com, I actually missed out on this one.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Octopus carries around coconut shells as suits of... →
Further proof that animals are way smarter than we thought.
Dec 14th
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“Us girls we are so magical; Soft skin, red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist so...”
– Katy Perry (I Kissed A Girl)
Dec 13th
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“Anything other than yes is no. Anything other than stay is go. Anything less...”
– John Mayer (Friends, Lovers or Nothing)
Dec 13th
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wrapped up in books; or why I don't want a kindle
(Via ilovereadingandwriting): bibliotheque: I am terrified of the Kindle in the same way my boyfriend is scared of robots. I just don’t trust them. I always have this moment every now and then where I’m drawn in by how sleek and shiny it is, which is dangerous because this is how I ended up with an iPhone. I see them all over now, people using them at the library at school, in restaurants. I...
Dec 8th
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Conversations with Sister via IM
Sister: What do they mean by girl next door?I don't understand that expression. If the girl living next door is some goth chick, is that considered a girl next door l?
Me: HAHAHAHAHAH! No girl next door means that she's innocent, sweet; the kind that you can take home to mom w/o mom running screaming the other way and barring you from seeing her
Sister: Oh, poor goth girl next door
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Sister: she's not considered your neighbour even though she is your neighbour
Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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“I’ve been told that I have PMS all the time but I don’t. I’m...”
– Me
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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More Animals Choking To Death On Their Prey
After posting up a link on a snake that choked to death on a centipede, I found links to other animals that choke to death on their food. Heron tries to swallow giant lamprey. Chokes. Dies. Second heron tries same trick. Also chokes. Also dies. Perentie tries to swallow echidna. Echidna too spiky, Perentie gets horribly injured. Dies. This is what happens when animals get greedy. They try to...
Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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How Twilight Works - The Oatmeal →
Flogging a dead horse but seriously, this is worth the read for the lols.
Dec 3rd
Snake 195 mm long eats centipede 140 mm long.... →
Gah! Can you say GAH! Two things that creep me out, one inside of the other. GAH!
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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GIRLS!! Stop being so friggin pathetic!!! It's...
hopeily: Someone cut and pasted this for me. I was appalled! Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said “You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love.” and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT SERIOUSLY WTF?! There’s more...
Dec 3rd
November 2009
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Nov 30th
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Book about Threatened Trees Threatens Trees :... →
Oh, the irony of it.
Nov 30th