Why I can't ever get a pet
Me: Can I get a cat?
Him: No, we have 2 cats already.
Me: But those are your cats. I want a cat that's all mine. Who'll love me like yours loves you.
Him: * laughs horrendously*
Me: Can I at least get a bunny?
Him: Ok, if it's for eating. I can make bunny burgers. I wonder if the cats would love bunny meat?
yaboiksar: jlynbeatty: 50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free ROFL This. Apparently people who read this book haven’t read proper smutty fanfics. Well-written smutty fanfics.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
TRYING TO SNEAK OUT DURING A BORING PRESENTATION
whatshouldwecallgradschool: credit: damonies
Why 30 is not the new 20 I wish I’d known about this when I was younger. Don’t be definied by what you didn’t know or didn’t do. You’re deciding your life right now. (via Meg Jay: Why 30 is not the new 20)
MY FEELINGS ABOUT STATISTICS
whatshouldwecallgradschool: credit: akissformonica
canyousonicme: GOODBYE, SWEETIE. WWWHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? *sobbing so hard right now*
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
WHEN THE ARTICLE IS NOT AVAILABLE ONLINE
whatshouldwecallgradschool: THROWBACK THURSDAY! Brought to you by May 9, 2012! credit: Anastasiazink I hate it when the article is only available Springerlink and you have to pay for it.
sokkasass: apriki: hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking the fuck out but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around he’s like guys what’s happening guys GUYS I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING GUYS IM SERIOUS LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED #911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE...
oh-cannibal-hannibal: moriartylaughingalonewithcrown: vikingstorytime: liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere #walk into the club like whaddup i eat people i couldn’t resist SERIAL GRILLER